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Let’s help Corey Taylor think of a better book title
America 51: Derp 4 Lyfe just doesn’t have enough zip to it. -
An Incomplete List Of Bad Band Names Vol 2.
What’s in a name? Too much if you’re talking about these bands. -
How to be a REAL METALHEAD \m/: A Step-by-Step Guide
After more than 10 years experience in the world of being a REAL METALHEAD, I come to you with advice ... -
The Sad Sordid Saga of Semargl
An in-depth look at what goes wrong (everything) when black metal goes clubbing. -
World Metal News: Metallica, Tool, DsO, Khemmis, Iced Earth, WWF, Peter Jackson, and more!
There’s a growing outrage over the phenomenon of “Fake News”. Fortunately, every news story you’re about to read is 100% true. -
A Taxonomy of Extremity: How Heavy Is That Album?
Heavy. A word as ubiquitous and meaningless as epic in the modern parlance of extreme music fandom. Although the term ... -
The 5 Most Important Sheeple in Metal
Carving your own path in this world is a made up fantasy constructed by idiots. Let’s meet the true heroes, ... -
Start Your Own Venom-Clone Band: A Toilet Ov Hell How To
Venom is one of the most influential heavy metal bands of all time. Complain all you want, but there is ... -
Read An Exclusive Excerpt from Corey Taylor’s New Book!
Check out this exclusive and totally-not-made-up excerpt from the Slipknot frontman’s new book! -
The Halloween Dance Mix 2K16
It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to. Die if I want to. Die if I want to.
