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Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Fourth of 2015
Welcome back, campers. It’s time to die all over again. I’m sure most of you have noticed my recent taking ... -
Beginner’s Guide to Old School Death Metal
If you ask me, there’s never been a better time than now to get into death metal. -
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New Music Roundup: Lychgate, Der Weg Einer Freiheit, Keep of Kalessin, Enslaved & More
I’m not blind to the Toilet’s drawing power. You come here for the dick and butt jokes, but you stay for ... -
The Toilet ov Hell Valentines Day 2015 Playlist
Oh hey, Valentines Day is tomorrow. Here is your soundtrack to getting gouged by florists and restaurants. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl
We listen to a lot of music around here (some have whimpered through streams of snot and chattering teeth that it’s “just too much”). ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Third of 2015
Welcome back to camp, flushers. I spent a full night listening to black metal albums and drinking cheap beer (my ... -
The Noob’s Guide to Devin Townsend, Part 1
A couple of you turds aren’t big Devin Townsend fans because you either A) aren’t familiar with much of his material ... -
Simus – The Soulmaker: A Video Breakdown
Who wants snacks? I’m whipping up a fresh batch of souls and Tang!