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Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Third of 2015
Welcome back to camp, flushers. I spent a full night listening to black metal albums and drinking cheap beer (my ... -
The Noob’s Guide to Devin Townsend, Part 1
A couple of you turds aren’t big Devin Townsend fans because you either A) aren’t familiar with much of his material ... -
Simus – The Soulmaker: A Video Breakdown
Who wants snacks? I’m whipping up a fresh batch of souls and Tang! -
In Defense of U.D.O.
Hey, it’s MonStar. You don’t know me well, but I did inspire the ‘Best Unsigned Band’ state competition, so hopefully ... -
Shirt Stains – New Wave Of Bad Hideous Merch
Respect your elders… unless they’re wearing one of these shirts. -
New Music Roundup: Ufomammut, Sannhet, Shining and More
A bunch of cool new tunes came out yesterday. Read about them, or whatever. -
Hooded Menace – The Toilet ov Hell Interview
Hoods, cowls, helms; shrouds, diadems; masks; veils; paints; visors; bandanas; it is an endless list. -
Tech Death Thursday: Anata
What’s this? The criminal maniac is doing a write up on a tech death band? You’re not Jack Bauer. You ... -
Tropical Despondency: Black Metal from Brazil
Rich with natural resources and beauty, a vast country sprawls across South America. It is home to a wide array ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Second of 2015
Welcome back to camp once again, you Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. I’ve been sort of on a writing binge here; mainly because I ...









