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Dream Theater to Release Terrible Video Game or Terrible Album, Possibly Both
If you ever ask the question, “What in the fuck is Dream Theater doing?”, you will probably get one variation ... -
Thrashnkill’s Continuum of Cognitive Metallic Identification: a Primer
Grab a pencil and a notepad, Professor Joe’s about to take u 2 skool. Metal skool. -
The Lyrics Corner: Agalloch’s “Black Lake Niðstång”
Let’s take a journey into a somber past of arcane tradition and sylvan reverence. Today in the lyrics corner, I’m ... -
Metal Blog Spotlight: Heavy Latin
Latin is a dead language. What better music to employ that dead language than a genre that celebrates death? I ... -
Sci-fi Synth Rock Mega-Review: Zombi, Majeure, and Maserati
Three bands. Three new albums. All synth rock, all day. -
Danzig Memes Is A Treasure Trove Of Photochopped Glory
You may not be able to photograph Glenn Danzig at one of his performances because he will fight you if ... -
The Lyrics Corner: The Monolith Deathcult’s “Den Ensomme Nordens Dronning”
Metal lyrics usually suck. In this new feature, I’m going to highlight lyrics that suck less. Grab a stool and ... -
Neat! If You Slow Down Alvin & The Chipmunks It Sounds like Candlemass
FFO: Chipmunks, Chop & Screw, Summoning Lucifer. -
Down Into the Dungeon With a Bear(god)
Once upon a time, two men had the same idea upon the same week. This idea grew until it had ... -
Review: Serious Beak – Ankaa
Seriousus beakii (Common name: Serious Beak) is a species of terrestrial bird endemic to the eastern coast of Australia. The species is ...
