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TMP: Enslaved, Caligula’s Horse, Spirit Adrift, and More!
It’s kinda sad when metal news is less brutal than the actual news, right? -
This new Pyrrhon album is some hipster bullshit
Recently, some “journalist” on “esteemed” metal blog Angry Metal Guy gave Pyrrhon‘s new album, What Passes For Survival, a 5/5. All I can ... -
Tech Death Thursday: NYN – Entropy: Of Chaos and Salt
NYN is back to break your brain. Now with 100% more Fountainhead! -
Five Garbage Birds I’d Rather See Get Crushed Than an Owl
On the release of their monstrous self-titled album, gnarly-ass doom trio Owlcrusher are espousing the merits of crushing feathery fiends of ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/8/17)
Holy hell it’s another Toilet Tuesday! Black and death metal fans (i.e. most of you) should be excited, because there’s ... -
Travel to the Doom Side of the Moon with Kyle Shutt
Right now, you’re on a heavy metal blog whose audience tends to dig Pink Floyd. At least I would hope ... -
TMP: Archspire, Primitive Man, Street Sects, and More!
The Monday Press brings you all the news you need for the week. You don’t need any more news than ... -
The Link-Up Spell: Spells recommendations from the month of July
Today we’re reading arcane scrolls from Vintersorg, Mordenial and EVA CAN’T. Step into the magical circle, close your eyes and enjoy ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/1/2017)
Welcome once more to This Toilet Tuesday, your weekly music backlog generator. Hans and I had to fight our way ... -
TMP: Archspire, Power Trip, Ne Obliviscaris, and More!
There were some pretty good premiers at the end of last week. Did you catch them all?









