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BMP’s Super Soft Metal Vacation
You were taking a break from metal with your pals the other day. -
PREMIERE: PORNOHELMUT – Bell Ringer
PORNOHELMUT is a real weird artist, and they’re releasing a real weird album real soon called Bang Lord on February ... -
Down Into The Dungeon: First of Twenty-Twenty
Quite the time has once again lapsed between now and last we scoured the vastness of the dungeon labyrinth. So ... -
Review: Bohren & der Club of Gore – Patchouli Blue
Let’s be honest with ourselves: we all take tolerance breaks from metal. Everything can’t be blastbeats (in death metal and ... -
Vacationing from Metal with Crowhurst, Gavin Bryars & Stern
Two hot new releases containing 0% harsh vocals, blastbeats or riffs. -
Review: Miyavi – No Sleep Till Tokyo
Recently (months ago), I had the opportunity to see Miyavi perform for my fourth or fifth time. He’s one of ... -
Into The Batushkaverse: When One Schism Is Not Enough
Oh fuck, what did the internet do now? -
Tuba or Not Tuba: Reflections on Life, Loss, and Orchestral Metal
Some ideas begin with all the best intentions. A project is born within pure, innocent mindspace, an ambitious venture touching ... -
Premiere: NOISEPOETNOBODY – Concrete Vitalist
John Cage and Charles Ives would be proud, or at least I’m pretty sure they would be. -
Review: Blind Guardian – Legacy of the Dark Lands
In which Blind Guardian fully succumbs to their nerdery and writes a fantasy opera.
