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This Toilet Tuesday (3/24/26)
O Diarrheal Duke, O Plumbèd Prince, Thy walls are enscribed with the turds of the prophets. This week, we’ve got ... -
TMP: Reeking Aura, Bekor Qilish, Nequient, and More!
Bangers and turds, the ol’ English meal. -
Flush It Friday: You Must Believe In Spring
“Beneath the deepest snows, The secret of a rose, Is merely that it knows, You must believe in spring…” -
Tag Diving: Virginia
Virginia is for lovers. Salutations stinkers! Welcome back to Tag Diving, the column where I, your occasionally absent Reliquary Tower, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/17/26)
O Great Bowl Below, O Potty Pandemonic, secret away our secretions and absolve our asses. This week, we’ve got homework, ... -
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TMP: Eternal Champion, Goreworm, Hellripper, and More!
Who let there be snow on the ground again this morning?! I was done with snow. -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/10/26)
O Titan ov #2, O Faustian Facility, with every kernel of truth, we reveal ourselves to you. This week, we’ve ... -
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