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Review: The Arcane Order – Distortions from Cosmogony
I’m always impressed with my ability to be completely out of the loop when it comes to contemporary music. Some ... -
Review: Metasphæra – S/T
The autodoc emerges from the ceiling of the operating room, hovering over the crumpled body of its patient. Streaks of ... -
The Thrashiest Place On Earth: Enforced and Necropanther
When we say FastPass, we mean it. -
Cold Steel Dawn: Sepulcrustacean Returns (Again)
Coinciding with the return of my other column, Cold Steel Dawn is back and bringing 10 excellent obscurities in the ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2022 W/ ROLDERATHIS, JOE THRASHNKILL, AND SPEAR!
Latrina rubens, my porcelain posse. Today is LISTMANIA 2K22 Day 5: your wishlist turgid, your noggin swirlied with siqq picks, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/20/22)
‘Twas the week before Christmas/And all through the house/Not an album was releasing/Because it’s past the point where most metal ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2022 W/ EENZAAMHEID, JIMMY MCNULTY, AND BEAVIS CHRIST!
It is LISTMANIA 2K22 Day 4 as you swim for the surface, for the toilet water’s meniscus, where you and ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2022 W/ BEN SERNA-GREY, 365 DAYS OF HORROR, AND SNOOTY MCWORDS!
It is LISTMANIA 2K22 Day 2, and hot dog, do we have some treats for you. We heard you like ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2022 W/ A SPOOKY MANSION, IRON GODDESS OF MERCY, AND HANS!
By the grace of Dane, we’ve survived another swirly ’round the bowl. That means it’s time for LISTMANIA 2K22 DAY ...
