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The Enemies of Female Intimacy: Richard Dawkins To Appear On The Next Nightwish Album
Hello Toilet Dwellers, Basement Dwellers, Void Dwellers, Coal Rollers, Trollers, Lifelovers, Lovelifers, Lucifers, and other nerds of various degrees. Due ... -
Black Friday is for Assholes
Thanksgiving is an American holiday in which we are encouraged to celebrate our friends and families. We are encouraged to ... -
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Mutilation and Its Discontents
The state of metal fandom is indeed one of extremity. Fans of the genre live in constant fear of two ... -
Raven: The Pack Is Back
It’s not often that one discovers a band in the new millennium that has been around since the 70’s, especially ... -
Whiff o’ the Week (11/23/14)
Persius once wisely claimed, “Oh, what a void there is in things.” Today we celebrate that void and the siren ... -
F*ck It Friday – The Weird Death Edition
Yesterday morning, dissonant death metal titans Artificial Brain posted this perplexing update to Facebook. -
Beer Up, Pinkies Out
We gettin’ fancy all up in here. While Cybernetic Organism has been kind enough to us humans to give us ... -
All I want for Christmas is TRVE: Combating Christmas music No. 2
I’m real sick, guys. Joe and W. are convinced that it’s because I ate that gourmet cheese ball like an apple in one ... -
Music as a System: The Evolution of Metal Drumming
Greetings and welcome back to Music as a System. In the last two editions of this feature, we’ve discussed how ...
