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Whiff o’ the Week (12/7/14)
“We’re always thinking of eternity as an idea that cannot be understood, something immense. But why must it be? What ... -
Bvrning down the Christmas tree: Combating Christmas music, No. 3
Allow me to apologize for my lengthy absence. Two weeks ago I overheard a grown-ass man singing and dancing along ... -
Hail Krampus | A tribute to the pagan legend
Embrace the old ways with this wintry blast from the past. -
The Enemies of Female Intimacy: Richard Dawkins To Appear On The Next Nightwish Album
Hello Toilet Dwellers, Basement Dwellers, Void Dwellers, Coal Rollers, Trollers, Lifelovers, Lovelifers, Lucifers, and other nerds of various degrees. Due ... -
Black Friday is for Assholes
Thanksgiving is an American holiday in which we are encouraged to celebrate our friends and families. We are encouraged to ... -
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Mutilation and Its Discontents
The state of metal fandom is indeed one of extremity. Fans of the genre live in constant fear of two ... -
Raven: The Pack Is Back
It’s not often that one discovers a band in the new millennium that has been around since the 70’s, especially ... -
Whiff o’ the Week (11/23/14)
Persius once wisely claimed, “Oh, what a void there is in things.” Today we celebrate that void and the siren ... -
F*ck It Friday – The Weird Death Edition
Yesterday morning, dissonant death metal titans Artificial Brain posted this perplexing update to Facebook.
