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F*ck It Friday – The Weird Death Edition
Yesterday morning, dissonant death metal titans Artificial Brain posted this perplexing update to Facebook. -
Beer Up, Pinkies Out
We gettin’ fancy all up in here. While Cybernetic Organism has been kind enough to us humans to give us ... -
All I want for Christmas is TRVE: Combating Christmas music No. 2
I’m real sick, guys. Joe and W. are convinced that it’s because I ate that gourmet cheese ball like an apple in one ... -
Music as a System: The Evolution of Metal Drumming
Greetings and welcome back to Music as a System. In the last two editions of this feature, we’ve discussed how ... -
Who the &$#@ is Metal Sanaz?
“Um hello Facebook!? Don’t you know that there’s nothing more important than a woman with 0 talent who has the ... -
Shirt Stains: “I Want Your Skull” Edition
I need your skull. Skulls may be the most cliched and overused symbol in all of metal. It comes out ... -
Thoughts From the Dead: Live it Up
Being dead gives me a lot of time to think. I think about a thing, and then that turns into ... -
Whiff o’ the Week (11/16/14)
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold ... -
Grandma got blasted in the face by a Panzerfaust: Combating Christmas music No. 1
I saw a snowflake yesterday. Can you believe that? A blasted snowflake. I consider the first snowflake to be an an ill ... -
Sound Off: What’s your favorite gear?
Last time, we (mostly you) talked about the most flushable music gear out there. Now let’s hear about the best.
