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The Best Band in Virginia is Grethor
Back in August 2014 we asked you to help us find the best unsigned bands in America. After listening to hundreds ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 7-23-15
Where you can read a lot of dumb opinions about a lot of dumb music in record time. -
MPLS Rulz Ur Buttz Pt. 2 /// Mrs., more.is.more
Two stellar left-of-center rock bands from my beloved hometown of Minneapolis, MN have released killer albums this week. Take a ... -
I Am Slam: An Evening with PARTY CANNON, PARASITIC EJACULATION, and EPICARDIECTOMY
Your intrepid Editor-in-chief left the safe confines of his mother’s basement beautiful and elegant home to attend a slam free-for-all. -
Reviewed: Iskra – Ruins
Iskra will leave you in ruins. There is no subtler way to put it. Turn and run, for if you ... -
Review: Hilary Duff – Breathe In. Breathe Out.
Toilet ov Metal, you say? Well today I present to you the following: Taylor Swift, Charli XCX, and for fun’s sake ... -
Record Swap: Masterlord vs. Lacertilian
Greetings and welcome back to Record Swap. In today’s match-up, I paired the Toilet’s grumpy uncle in residence Masterlord with the ... -
Jurassic World: A Film Review by a Blind Dinosaur
On June 11, 1993 the world received a gift in the form of a movie called Jurassic Park, directed by Steven ... -
Review: Organ Dealer – Visceral Infection
Good news everybody, New Jersey was just voted the least liked state in America by the other fifty states. That ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 7-15-15
The cycle is complete. The cycle begins again. The serpent swallows its tail. The waters of the great toilet whirl endlessly. Mini-Reviews conclude. ...
