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Swellin’ to the JIMMIEZ…
Hey everybody, Detective McNulty here! I’ve recently recovered from the great Akerstache catastrophe from a few months ago, and Joe ... -
The Road to the Pooper Bowl – Week 4: Slammin’ Highlights
Good afternoon sports fans. I could easily go into another screed about power, wealth, and institutional corruption but I don’t ... -
Unisonic – “Light of Dawn” Review
The History: The roots of Unisonic go back to 1987 or so; a time when Helloween was a relatively new yet mighty force ... -
Power Metal 101: Meet Helloween
Class is back in session! Some geek once told me through the impressive gap in his teeth that his “pen ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is the next ideological frontier?
As citizens of the United States of the Toilet, you are all likely aware that leading this free bowl requires ... -
Don’t Miss This! Vol. 2
Before returning to the crypt, our undead friend Stockhausen clasped my shoulder, sat me down, and said, “W., it’s your ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp VI (The Goregrind Edition)
Hello campers, it’s time once again for you to sit through another awful day at bandcamp with your miserable counselor, ... -
Sound Off: What piece of gear deserves a flush?
The musical instrument & supplies store business is a $6 billion industry. Skim through any Musician’s Friend or Sweetwater catalog and ... -
Swellin’ to the Jammiez: Run with Death
In a previous installment of the Toilet’s fitness column, our good friend Joe Thrashnkill laid out the fundaments of High ... -
Baring Teeth Want You to Ascend the Mountain of Enlightenment
You guys, I’m super duper excited for November. Why, you ask? No, it’s not because of Thanksgiving or pumpkin spice ...
