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Don’t Miss This! Vol. 2
Before returning to the crypt, our undead friend Stockhausen clasped my shoulder, sat me down, and said, “W., it’s your ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp VI (The Goregrind Edition)
Hello campers, it’s time once again for you to sit through another awful day at bandcamp with your miserable counselor, ... -
Sound Off: What piece of gear deserves a flush?
The musical instrument & supplies store business is a $6 billion industry. Skim through any Musician’s Friend or Sweetwater catalog and ... -
Swellin’ to the Jammiez: Run with Death
In a previous installment of the Toilet’s fitness column, our good friend Joe Thrashnkill laid out the fundaments of High ... -
Baring Teeth Want You to Ascend the Mountain of Enlightenment
You guys, I’m super duper excited for November. Why, you ask? No, it’s not because of Thanksgiving or pumpkin spice ... -
Power Metal 101: Blind Guardian
HAIL, WARRIORS! The venerable Masterlord Steeldragon and I have had many a discussion about the most grandiose of all genres: ... -
Let’s Talk About This Obscure Cephalic Carnage/Anal Blast Split
One day I was at my local record store, trying to find some solid grindcore or goregrind. I was looking ... -
News of Steel + Band Submissions + Open Swim
Fragments of new music, unpaid toilet labor, and tentative freedom of speech — all in the same post! -
Thoughts From the Dead: Tom Waits and Metal Go Together Like Peanut Butter and Metal
Being dead gives me a lot of time to think. I think about a thing, and then that turns into ... -
Get in Here for New Grind: Bump n’ Grind, Vol. II
Greetings, lifelovers. I’m disappointed in the lack of grind here lately, so I’ve escaped the closet to bring you more ...
