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Swellin’ to the Jammiez: Run with Death
In a previous installment of the Toilet’s fitness column, our good friend Joe Thrashnkill laid out the fundaments of High ... -
Baring Teeth Want You to Ascend the Mountain of Enlightenment
You guys, I’m super duper excited for November. Why, you ask? No, it’s not because of Thanksgiving or pumpkin spice ... -
Power Metal 101: Blind Guardian
HAIL, WARRIORS! The venerable Masterlord Steeldragon and I have had many a discussion about the most grandiose of all genres: ... -
Let’s Talk About This Obscure Cephalic Carnage/Anal Blast Split
One day I was at my local record store, trying to find some solid grindcore or goregrind. I was looking ... -
News of Steel + Band Submissions + Open Swim
Fragments of new music, unpaid toilet labor, and tentative freedom of speech — all in the same post! -
Thoughts From the Dead: Tom Waits and Metal Go Together Like Peanut Butter and Metal
Being dead gives me a lot of time to think. I think about a thing, and then that turns into ... -
Get in Here for New Grind: Bump n’ Grind, Vol. II
Greetings, lifelovers. I’m disappointed in the lack of grind here lately, so I’ve escaped the closet to bring you more ... -
Inspirational Flushes: Introducing The A.V. Club’s Hatesong
Happy Monday, Toileteers! Consider this post a salutation to procrastination, giving you some sorely needed reading material by which to ... -
Deal With It, Headbangers–Nicki Minaj Is Here
On Saturday, Aug. 9, more than 40,000 people descended upon Montreal’s Parc Jean-Drapeau for the first day of Heavy Montreal, ... -
Blue Ox – Stray Dogs on Pity Party Island
As a music fan, I am cursed with two auditory itches that need scratching. The first is for music that ...
