Contest: Show Us Your Shirt Stains


The time has come for the very first Toilet Ov Hell Shirt Stains Contest. That’s right, fellow shirt wearer, now you can do all the hard work contribute to your favorite clothing-related ToH column. This is your chance to have some fun and let the world know that you once made a terrible mistake.

It’s pretty simple: send us pics of you wearing your worst band merch. What do you get for your hard work and embarrassment? A prize pack full of shit I don’t want anymore awesome cds, stickers, posters, vinyl and whatever else can be legally crammed into a box and shipped.

To paraphrase Sleazy P. Martini in the song ‘Slaughterama’, “When your shirt is shit, then you haven’t got much to lose.”


  • Put your entries in the comment section below.
  • Only 2 entries per person.
  • Use your own pictures if possible.
  • Post your shirt with a small paragraph accompanying it. Got a story behind how you got it? Tell us!
  • Make fun of the shirt. The funnier your paragraph is, the better the chance you have at winning.
  • Don’t scour the internet trying to find a bad shirt. It’s not worth your time.
  • The more people that enter, the better chances for multiple winners. For example, if we get 20 entries, we’ll split the vote into 2 groups. 2 groups = 2 winners, 3 groups = 3 winners etc.
  • Cut off for submissions will be 8pm on Thursday August 27, 2015.
  • The winner(s) will be determined by group voting.
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