HOT DAMN, folks. It’s Friday here in the United States and you wanna know why that rules? Because according to Christian tradition, it is Good Friday, the Friday before Easter Sunday. The reason for that designation is [CONSULT BIBLICAL SCRIPTURE AND INSERT REASONING] which means that I don’t have to go to work today. So rather than write and/or edit a full day’s worth of content, I’m gonna drink exactly one beer and mow my lawn until it can’t take any more mowing. But I’m not leaving you folks that gotta work all day empty handed. Feel free to get in here and shitpost the day away. If you need me, I’ll be laid out on my couch with a comically large hat tipped over my face for easy nappin’.

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