Flush It Friday: I Have Menial Tasks For You

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It is Friday. Lookin’ forward to the weekend, buddy? Got big plans? Gonna take the kids upstate? Good stuff, man. Good stuff. But first you’ve gotta fill out all this paperwork for me. You’re gonna wanna tackle this project ASAP if you hope to get home before dinner tonight.

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