Flush It Friday: The Bears Still Suck

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And always will.

I’m in Chicago visiting my grad school BFF who moved here from Little Rock in September. I listened to Russian Circles as my plane landed yesterday. We went to happy hour at Mothers Ruin last night. It was about 10 degrees when we got home. I am spiritually and sanguinarily a Midwesterner, so I barely noticed. (Sike it’s cold as hell that’s crazy.) We’re going to eat a bunch of vegan food and crush Chicago Handshakes and go to the Art Institute and watch the Packers game at the famous Will’s Northwoods Inn and bowl and play Scrabble and hit good bookstores and probably smash a Converge burger at Kuma’s Corner and revel in the freezing beauty of what is probably the best city in the United States. But, remember: the Bears still suck like they always will.

Since I’m in Chicago, why don’t you listen to the new Gigan?

Or you could remind yourself that Pelican was very rad a long, long, longggg time ago.

I mean, obviously don’t skip the aforementioned Russian Circles.

I met one of the dudes from Atlas Moth at a tattoo shop many years ago and don’t remember which one.

And of course there’s always Nachos.

With all due respect to Racetraitor, REZN, HewhocorruptsImmortal Bird, Los Crudos, Articles of Faith, Saul Bellow, Richard Wright, and Frank Norris. We gotta flush.


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