Search Results for: void rot
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O shining seat of ease, sanctifier of stools, bless our bottoms with your benevolence. This week we’ve got dragon tech, ...
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You wake in the witching hour, stumbling through dark corridors to the bathroom; speed is of the essence as the ...
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O Bemis above, crapper in the clouds, bless us this day with b-hole benevolence. This week we’ve got geriatic goth, ...
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O great ceramic seat below, thou who hungers for plungers, assuage our sins that we might proceed without blockage. This ...
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O soiled savior, summon mine sewage, for the WC indeed is willing, but the sphincter is weak. This time around ...
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O porcelain perch, cup mine can with thy curvéd countenance. Absolve our blockages, that we might live free of discomfort. ...
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Today, we prostrate ourselves before thy polished plumbing, for thy gifts are many. This week we’ve got enflutened prog death, ...
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O Beelzebowlb, fecal fiend of the fiery rings, show us the ways of sin and porcelain. This week we’ve got ...
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O great waste wallower, o highest throne of turds, our offerings steam for you. This week we’ve got motorcycle doom, ...
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O cardinal crapper, we followers of the feces beseech thee: accept this offal offering, and bestow us with regularity. This ...