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Nightmarish Fast Food-themed Novelty Band of the Day: Mac Sabbath
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Tool, Mastodon and OFF! members found to be Seagulls all along
As the Lord of the Seas, King of Euphrates, Ruler of everything immersed in H2O – yes, including that ex-girlfriend ... -
Shirt Stains – New Wave Of Bad Hideous Merch
Respect your elders… unless they’re wearing one of these shirts. -
Saturndust’s Self-titled Is a Lesson in Doom
Carl Sagan discovered his profound interest in the mysteries of our universe by the tender age of five. “I went ... -
All I Want for Christmas is DOOM
Welcome, Toilet readers, to my list of Christmas (or Hanukkah) gifts for metal fans or family members you want to ... -
Raven: The Pack Is Back
It’s not often that one discovers a band in the new millennium that has been around since the 70’s, especially ... -
Horror Movies and Heavy Metal: A Review of “Trick Or Treat”
High school is a hellish time for just about everyone. We’ve all had to deal with bad grades, homework, unrequited ... -
Rho Stone’s Audiovisual Adventures: DIY Music Video Advice for the Unsigned
The Toilet Ov Hell cares about new bands. They’re the future of metal, after all. Who needs fancy budgets when ... -
FUCK YEAH: A Playlist by Xan
I can’t imagine any fan of metal who hasn’t shuffled through their library to find that a song suddenly comes on that causes ... -
Let’s Talk About Dinosaur Metal
L-R: Flushed, flushed, flushed. With the recent release of Black Sabbath™ brand-Converse® brand sneakers, it should be painfully obvious to ...
