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Metal Recipes: Chicken and Andouille Gumbo
Prepare yourselves, my friends. Today, I’m gonna teach you how to make authentic Louisiana gumbo, so you don’t gotta rely ... -
Metal Recipes: Chicken and Sausage Jambalaya
Hopping back into our casually occuring cooking series courtesy of a special reader recipe submission from GoatForest. Chicken and Sausage ... -
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Metal Recipes: Mapo Duofu (RIP Anthony Bourdain)
On June 8, Anthony Bourdain was found dead of an apparent suicide. There’s not much to say that hasn’t been ... -
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Metal Recipes: Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who ...
Preserve me / From that which is lacking flavor. -
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Metal Recipes: Beelzebub’s Butternut Squash and Black Bean Bowel Bomb
We are the wrath of gods and the desolation of the squash. It is on this day that snow drifts and ... -
The Mixing Bowl: Cajun-spiced Pork
As you Northernites head into the colder months, the time to eat feasts that would appease the hunger of a ... -
Toilet Ov Hell Dumplings à la Nihility
If you wanted to extend your life by indulging in the process of ingesting organic molecules, you could make dumplings. ...
