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The Biggest Disappointments of 2016
It’s Xmas Eve and I’ve got terrible news: you ain’t gettin’ shit from Santa. Do you feel that? Do you ... -
An Incomplete List Of Bad Album Art Vol. 1
No, I can’t do any better, but I have enough sense not to try in the first place. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 11/10/16
Reading is for janitors. Am I doing the meme right, kids? This week, feast your eyes on Lascar, Mikko Joensuu, Freedom Call, Hemina, Ysengrin/Sartegos, ... -
Millions of Dead Posers is the best page on Facebook
Perhaps the dankest metal meme stash on Facebook. -
This Week in Metal News History: 2001
Tired of “so-and-so’s album turned 30 today” articles? Yeah, me too. Let’s get into some of the grittier pieces of ... -
Sleep’s Dopesmoker is Getting a Video Game
Joining the ranks of Journey and Dream Theater as “bands that inexplicably have video games,” legendary stoner metal trio Sleep ... -
Haken and the Current State of Progress
As there will be reviews of the upcoming Haken album just about everywhere in the next few weeks, I wanted ... -
Breaking News: Popular, Handsome Blogger Told You So
Dream Theater are set to release a video game. Never, ever doubt me. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 02-05-16
Small, but mighty. Read ’em where you please, you don’t have to tell me. -
What Ever Happened to… “Fair to Midland” Edition
Welcome to the series that I have no intention of maintaining as a series. Let’s talk about the bulbs that ...
