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This Toilet Tuesday (1/26/16)
It’s lunchtime, and you’re ravenous. You skipped breakfast this morning and worked all day without a break; you are ready ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 01-14-16
We welcome the new year with a fresh look and the humblest reviews on the face of the Earth. -
Dream Theater to Release Terrible Video Game or Terrible Album, Possibly Both
If you ever ask the question, “What in the fuck is Dream Theater doing?”, you will probably get one variation ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: Meaning Through Repetition
My thanks to Lacertilian for tackling the last edition of Think Tank. I’ve been on a bit of a Sabbatical ... -
News And New Music Roundup: Gorguts, BTBAM, Swallow The Sun, Void King And More!
A list of things to get disappointed over. -
Record Swap: Cybernetic Vs. MoshOff
In this edition of Record Swap, MoshOff uploads a proggy, varied Dream Theater album to Cybernetic Organism’s neural net, and receives ... -
In Memoriam: Edmonton’s PORTAL
There is a specific feeling which arises in a person when they learn something they love is gone, be it ... -
All about that Sub-Bass: The vod Interview
The mysterious M. recently gave us access to a Case File regarding the baffling vod. As fate would have it, ... -
Dream Theater and Symphony X: Separated at Birth?
Cain and Abel. Romulus and Remus. Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar. Should Michael Romeo and John Petrucci be listed among these ...
