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Joe’s 200th Post: A Celebration of Self-Congratulatory Masturbation
A retrospective of the greatest early works by a modern literary visionary, Joe Thrashnkill. -
10 Xmas Songs That Don’t Make Me Want to Spit Acid In Your Face
There has never been a GOOD Xmas* song; each is a various shade of terrible. But some Xmas songs are less terrible ... -
I saw GWAR and Battlecross in the worst city on Earth
Las Vegas is a festering wound in the desert. -
Shots Fired: Vulvatron (Kim Dylla) vs GWAR
Late afternoon yesterday, I got word of an explosive argument on Facebook. Kim Dylla (AKA Vulvatron, AKA lead seamstress at ... -
Record Store Day 2015: Every Punk & Metal Release Ranked
The time is nigh for celebration, fellow odious record-collecting nerds! Record Store Day is this Saturday! Here is the definitive ... -
Metal Concerts: A Visual Storytelling Adventure
Heavy metal, as much as any other music form, thrives in a live setting. I can’t count the number of ... -
Housecore Horror Film Festival: A Recap of a Bittersweet Weekend
The second annual Housecore Horror Film Festival was one of the best weekends of my life, but unfortunately it ended ... -
Music as a System: Building Rapport
Have you ever found yourself talking about your favorite band and mentioning the fact that the musicians are “great people”? ... -
Inspirational Flushes: Introducing The A.V. Club’s Hatesong
Happy Monday, Toileteers! Consider this post a salutation to procrastination, giving you some sorely needed reading material by which to ...