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I Went To SteelChaos 2019 And Wrote Some Words About It
I went to a thing. Our cupboards are bare and such indecency and nudity is against our strict moral guidelines, ... -
Mailmanbro Walk with Me
Pssst. Hey you. You wanna see some metal merch? Come over here. Hop on in my creepy-ass van. I got ... -
Riff Of The Week: Primal Edition
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Riff of the Week: The Hologram Edition
The Masterlord blew it again, so now you’re stuck with me. -
None More Black: What You Missed In 2014
Greetings, flushers and lifelovers! Howard has been hitting that campaign trail hard lately, and regrets the time he’s had to ...
