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Happy Day Before All the Sales!
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time of family. A time of reminiscing. A time of questionable t-shirts. Truly, there is no other ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is the best metal/non-metal collaboration?
The other day, my good pal Leif Bearikson and I were splitting a picnic basket he had swiped from some ... -
Op Ed: Genre Hopping and Jumping the Shark
My friends, I’ve got some beef with you. Over the course of these four or so months, I’ve grown very ... -
Throes of Compression: Slowly We Raw
Do you care about album production at all? If you don’t, I envy you. -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is the next ideological frontier?
As citizens of the United States of the Toilet, you are all likely aware that leading this free bowl requires ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: Who could salvage a terrible album?
Last week I stepped out from behind the desk in my oval office, took off my television make-up, turned off ... -
Swellin’ to the Jammiez: Run with Death
In a previous installment of the Toilet’s fitness column, our good friend Joe Thrashnkill laid out the fundaments of High ... -
Hardly Workin’: A Labor Day Playlist
Ah, Labor Day, that most cherished of American holiday traditions in which we celebrate those who have fallen in the ... -
Metal Shark Week: We’re Going to Need a Bigger Boat
In case you live under a rock (or, like me, you don’t have cable), I’d like to inform you that ... -
Rho Stone’s Audiovisual Adventures – Colors are your friends
Let’s talk about science, psychology, stupid trends, and why music videos should ride the rainbow.
