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TMP: Shining, Artificial Brain, Ufomammut, and More!
If you’re finally done getting your nostalgia buttons pushed by the Power Rangers, come back to the real world and ... -
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The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Round of 32 (Part 2)
The rest of the bracket is revealed! -
Your Favourite Album Covers Are Back…In GIF Form (Part 2)
Instead of incessantly arguing about the pronunciation, marvel at these awesome animated album covers. -
Five Metal Bands That SHOULD Be Playing the Inauguration
I’m not going to soften this up for you, the musicians playing at Donald J. Trump’s inauguration are just about ... -
Your Favourite Album Covers Are Back…In GIF Form!
Instead of incessantly arguing about the pronunciation, marvel at these awesome animated album covers. -
The Porcelain Throne: Pungent Stench
The Porcelain Thone is on a roll with guest submissions. TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs is back again with an excellent brutal addition to the ... -
List Sells… But Who’s Buying? The Best Song from Each Megadeth Album
LIIIIIIISTSSS… LIIIISTS SEEEEELLS… LIIIIIIISTSSS… LIIIISTS… LIIIIIIIISTS SEEEEEEEEEEELLSAAAUHGHGH… LIISTS SELLS… BUT WHO’S BUYING? LIISTS SELLS… BUT WHO’S BUYING? -
Best Solo Backing Riff: METALLICA vs. MEGADETH
Today in RIFF or RAFF, we’re looking for the best solo backing riff in metal. The combatants came prepared with ... -
Sunday Sesh: Hand-Me-Down Metal
In which we begrudgingly acknowledge the people whose charity or financial desperation helped usher us toward our love of metal.








