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Mini Reviews From Around The Bowl (4/23/26)
Hoaxed – Death Knocks Relapse Records | February 13, 2026 I really liked Hoaxed’s 2022 album Two Shadows for its ... -
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TMP: Kataklysm, Behemoth, Melechesh And More!
Joaquin Stick so very conveniently left the office when we were flooded with an onslaught of tours and new music, ... -
Exclusive Stream: Astaroth Incarnate
Canadian death demons Astaroth Incarnate are about to drop their new EP Ominpotence – The Infinite Darkness, get in here to ... -
Premiere: Arallu are an “Oiled Machine of Hate”
Like a pillar of fire leading us through the black of night, Arallu return to guide us through the shifting sands ... -
Metal Recipes: Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who ...
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Sunday Sesh: Seasons In The Abyss (Summer)
Has it been a year already? Wow! That went so quickly/slowly/steadily at exactly 1 second per second. Time for the ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 03-31-16
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A Spañard Goes to Hellfest 2k15: Vol. I
Greetings, toileteers. I last spake to thee before the real start of my adventures. Now, the sun rises over Northeastern ...
