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Shirt Stains: Obituary Confederate Flag Barn Jamboree
Here in the South-towns, you know that Obituary don’t play. -
Exclusive Track Premiere: Martyrdoom – “Drowned in Void”
Drowning and doom metal: two things not generally associated with a good time. Sure, drowning can lead to rather poetic ... -
White House Declares “Scene Tourism” biggest threat to Metal’s national security.
Washington D.C. – In the closing minutes of President Trump’s speech to Congress on Tuesday evening, Press Secretary Sean Spicer ... -
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The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Sweet SixSixSixteen
The results are in and the next round is here. The decisions certainly aren’t any easier. -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Round of 32 (Part 1)
It has been a little while since we got together as a community and decided the winner of an epic ... -
TMP: Oathbreaker, Fen, Warbringer, and More!
It’s the first full week of a new presidency for many of us, and each day I feel the word ... -
The Porcelain Throne: Hypocrisy
We haven’t done one of these in awhile! Luckily, dedicated Toliet fan TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs remembered this little column and provided all the ... -
TMP: Katatonia, Vale of Pnath, Suffocation, and More!
In unofficial news, both Moon Tooth and Thank You Scientist played new songs when I saw them on Thursday, so ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 12/01/16
If you like music and also hate wasting time sifting through it all, we’ve got you covered. Sit down, unbuckle ...
