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Me Being a Failed Musician Has Nothing to Do With Why I Think Your Band ...
Yeah, I’ve heard you all lauding over the new Crotch Monster release. Sure, it’s okay – I mean — if ... -
It’s Time to Stop Making Metal Music
Greetings, metal artists. You don’t know me, but I know you. Or at least I want to know you — ... -
The Link-Up Spell: Jamming the 3D axis with the Nintendo 64 (Part II)
Is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time the best game ever produced? -
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SocioHeavyology Pt. 2 – Why Don’t We Dance?
In my previous entry of this hard-hitting pesudo-intellectual series on the behavior of audience members at live musical performances, I discussed how I believe that ... -
SocioHeavyology, Pt. 1 – Why Do We Clap?
Through years of experience and observation, I have come to the conclusion that no one knows what the hell to do ... -
