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Celebrity Fuck-Ups: Missed Opportunities to Co-Opt Metal Culture
Dear Celebrities: If you were born after 1989 and you leave your house wearing anything but a metal shirt, you ... -
Shirt Stains: How-To Edition
So you bought an ugly shirt. It’s ok! We’ve all been there. Something about the lack of light, flirtatious merch-person, ... -
Interviewing Autumns Eyes Slowly: A Conversation with Dan Mitchell
The Best Unsigned Band in Connecticut, Autumns Eyes, just dropped a new full-length album entitled Ending Life Slowly. I definitely left ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 09/28/17
They’re smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall. But they’re also informatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. Catch up on recent releases with the Mini-Reviews!! Featuring Terror Empire, The Wake, Dead Is Dead, Persona, Fleshkiller, Hands ... -
Riff Of The Week: Bands Please Do More Of This Shit Edition
Riff Of The Week is filmed in front of a captive studio audience. -
Mini Haikus from Around the Bowl: 06/15/17
What’s up, Toilet folk? Are you having a good day? Here’s some music, y’all: Apothesary, Anthriel, Aposento, Wednesday 13, Dream Evil, Mongol and Gnipahålan. -
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Five Metal Bands That SHOULD Be Playing the Inauguration
I’m not going to soften this up for you, the musicians playing at Donald J. Trump’s inauguration are just about ... -
Your Favourite Album Covers Are Back…In GIF Form!
Instead of incessantly arguing about the pronunciation, marvel at these awesome animated album covers. -
Shirt Stains: Ozzfest Main Stage
We’re gunna take you back to the past/To laugh at Ozzfest headliners’ shirts that suck ass.