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Shirt Stains: Grab Bag
Hold your breath, close your eyes, stick your hand in, and get a big surprise. -
Metal Tinged Horrors are Rarely as Sweet as The Devil’s Candy
To say that heavy metal has had a tough time being properly represented in movies would be…generous. -
Sunday Sesh: Favorite vs Greatest
Metalheads love lists. There’s just something about a top ranking that drives metal fans batty. Maybe it’s a definitive chance ... -
TMP: Ghost Bath, Windhand, Mono, and More!
Mardi Gras is tomorrow, so I hope you have your beer, beads, and creepy baby Jesus cakes on standby. -
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Five Metal Bands That SHOULD Be Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show
The best part about being an American male is having an excuse to do nothing on Sundays (and Monday night, ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 02/02/17
Carpe Diem-esque comment about how music is just about the only consistently good thing in this banal existence and we ... -
Yeah, no shit the dudes in Slayer are Republican
The big story in the metal blogosphere this week was a shocking revelation that someone in Slayer may or may ... -
Your Favourite Album Covers Are Back…In GIF Form!
Instead of incessantly arguing about the pronunciation, marvel at these awesome animated album covers. -
The Porcelain Throne: Hypocrisy
We haven’t done one of these in awhile! Luckily, dedicated Toliet fan TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs remembered this little column and provided all the ...
