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This Toilet Tuesday (4/15/25)
April golden showers are here, and the Bowl shall bloom in the downpour. (Lend us your piss.) This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/8/25)
O Pearly Throne ov Proctology, O Philosopher ov Flush, nourish Thyself on all feces Thee find. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/1/25)
O Chthonian Crapper, O Sage ov Stool, resolve the blockage in our bowels. This week we’ve got devilish dinos, ass-ghosts, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/25/25)
O Throne ov Whitest Bone, O Piss Receptacle in Abyss, we drain our refuse in Thy greedy gullet. This week ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/4/25)
From the depths ov Thy piping, by the currents ov Thy waters, we call upon ye to cleanse our collective ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/11/25)
O Swirler Below, O Edifice ov the Orifice, accept our blessings this day! This week we’ve got poopcore, a thick ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/4/25)
Cheeks descending to thy frigid rim, we brace ourselves for shock. Horripilation follows—as does a tightening of the sphincter. Perched ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/28/25)
O Canorous Crapper, O Septic ‘ceptacle, we flush and plunge in your name. This week we’ve got patchwork vegetables, Lepidopteran ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/21/25)
Polar vortices and hellfire are upon us; it is clear the porcelain gods grow tired of human affairs. Let us ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/14/25)
O Ivory Whirlpool in the Abyss, O Most Benevolent Bemis, drain us of the excesses of yesteryear. This week we’ve ...
