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This Toilet Tuesday (3/31/26)
O Odious & Odorous One, O Throne White as Bone, Thy congregation speaks to Thee through the bellowing of bowels. ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (2/18/26)
O wrathful Rim, Thou who destroyed the Hemorrhoid, we offer this offal to the bowl below. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/26)
O Snowbound Bowl, locked in Dante’s 9th, Thy frosted rim doth tug my loins asunder. This week, we’ve got cyclical ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (1/21/26)
O Sunken Shidder, O Mouth ov Poseidon, may the fountain ov Thy bidet cleanse our souls and holes. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/13/26)
O Sentient Shidder, O Unblessed Bowl, retreat thy rimfrost that my own rim shalt be given succor. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/26)
O Bellwether Bowl, O Herald ov Hemorrhoids, may our visitations be regular and productive in the year of our Latrine, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/30/25)
O Final Fecality, O Yultide Urinal, we send off 2K25 with a splash in the Bowl. Yes, it’s another tiny ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/23/25)
On the 666th Day ov TovHmas, my trve hate gave to me The shortest TTT you’ve ever seen Abyssarium – ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/16/25)
O Chaplain ov Constipation, O Unholy See(t), Thy waters grow shallow, with few bergy bits to cling to. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/2/25)
O Seat ov Satan, O Perch ov Pandemonium, let not the waters ov Thy Bowl turneth to icy crystals upon ...
