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This Toilet Tuesday (3/24/15)
It’s only 10:30 and this party has already dragged on too long. Unfortunately for you, you can’t escape it; you’re ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/17/15)
Welcome, my fellow flushers, to This Toilet Tuesday! Spring is nearly here: the sun is shining, the days are becoming ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/10/15)
Welcome, my crusty compatriots, to another edition of This Toilet Tuesday. Despite the sheer volume of new music coming out ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/3/15)
“Have another drink!” they said. “The pizza hasn’t been out that long,” they said. “They” are terrible people, you think ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/24/15)
It’s your second day in Japan. You and a close friend had been saving for months for this trip and ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/17/15)
You come in from the brutal cold chilled to the bone. The lacerating winds have savaged your face and hands, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/15)
Trying to tackle these massive lists of new music is a bit like trying to approach the act of shitting ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/3/15)
It’s a frantic day. You’ve spent the last few hours at work wondering how you’re going to balance your time ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/15)
You wake up alone and confused, not knowing where you are or how you got there. Your head is spinning; ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/20/15)
Greetings, fellow flushers! With the constipated fall months firmly behind us, winter has finally spread wide its icy rectum to ...
