The Road to the Pooper Bowl: Pooper Bowl Open Swim
Oh haaaay. Today is the Super Bowl. I probably can’t use those words due to NFL restrictions so I hope any league lawyers reading this keep this in mind: I have no money, eat my butt. If you’re one of those BDubs bros that enjoys watching sportz, this is your open thread to discuss the game. I will be here with you drinking cheap domestic beer and leaving silly comments.
Today we’re gonna watch the most hated team in the NFL take on the team that will become the most hated team in the NFL next season should they win tonight. Katy Perry is your halftime performer. There are no winners here. I’m rooting for the asteroid.
The game starts at 5:30 PM CST today. Let’s do this.