Monthly Archives: June 2015
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You find yourself buttoning the top button of your shirts. You have stylish hair and dreamy eyes. Gloves may factor ...
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I am vexed at you, citizens. Infuriated, enraged, FOOKIN livid. The butthurt is strong within my veins this day.
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“Let’s go to Planet Fitness, get fucked up on cupcakes, and throw dumbbells at each other!”
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Back in August 2014 we asked you to help us find the best unsigned bands in America. After listening to ...
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For everyone who’s ever finished off an album and thought to themselves, “Well, I’ll be — that album finished up ...
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¿QUÉ OS CONTÁIS, OH HABITANTES DEL RETRETE DEL AVERNO?
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This one goes out to all you flushers that have been with us since day one.
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I dropped out of college my sophomore year. I was failing classes. I didn’t want to go out with friends. ...
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So you worship at the throne of death metal bands like Decapitated, eh? Rejoice, for now you have Neter. Although the ...