5/7 Is International Gorguts Day! (Starting Now.)
231 Naughty Tips to Skronk Up Your Love Life! (You won’t believe #804 — 1066!!)
How Should You Celebrate 5/7???
Tip #1: Breakfast
What Do the Most Famous Fans of Gorguts Have to Say About
INTERNATIONAL GORGUTS DAY?!
Let’s Ask Meg Mucklebones!!
WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE
YOUR CHILD’S LEAST FAVORITE
INTERNATIONAL GORGUTS DAY TREAT??? 🙁
How Can You Satisfy
Your Special Man and/or Lady
In the Bedroom
on 5/7??
How Can You
Free Yourself
from The Yoke
Of Your
Student Loan Debt
On This Holiest of Holy Days?
How Does the All Powerful
Tits-Freudenthal Magic Square
Rate The New
International Gorguts Day?…?
~ Five Out ov Seven Creepy Floating 5/7 Guys ~
