An Incomplete List Of Bad Band Names
Being in a band is hard enough. Don’t make it worse by having a ridiculous band name.
Have you ever heard a band name so bad that you just instantly shun them forever without ever listening to the music? Of course you have. We all have. That’s just an evolutionary defense mechanism kicking in to prevent you from harm when you’re hunting/gathering for musical sustenance. Sometimes you persevere, listen to the band, and find out you like them. You’re still not going to buy or wear their shirt because the name is just so bad.
Gathered below is a list of bad band names provided by myself, fellow TovH writter W, and the Toilet Ov Hell community. A list like this will never be complete because of a) the sheer magnitude of bands out there and b) It’s all subjective. Your idea of bad will be another person’s idea of good. Be sure to add any bad band names in the comments section.
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Eskimo Callboy
Asking Alexandria
Job For A Cowboy
Whoresnation
Pop Evil
Skillet
Anewrage
Anew Revolution
Wykked Wytch
President Evil
Unloco
Pushmonkey
Pitbulls In The Nursery
Djentleman’s Club
Iwrestledabearonce
Pro-Pain
B.A.R.F.
D-A-D
D.I.E.
F.U.C.K.
F.U.C.T.
H.A.T.E.
P.O.O.R.
M.A.D.
!T.O.O.H.!
R.U. Dead?
D-Grade
†††
Fuck The Facts
Boargasm
Dark Buddha Rising
Hangman’s Chair
Five Finger Death Punch
Gizmachi
The Rain I Bleed
Melancholyc Sunrise
BEDlight for BlueEYES
Pan.Thy.Monium
Cold Dayz
Blo.Torch
Dad The Plow
Trapt
Sixx:AM
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Phallic Decapitant
Bestial Warlust
Turd/Cutter
Abacabb
Megadeth
Serious Black
Hacktivist
Failure Of Milk
Jesters of Destiny
Metallica
Pantera
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Pillow Killz
Dead Princess Black Unicore
Feed Her To The Sharks
Before There Was Rosalyn
ArmsBendBack
A Devil’s Din
A Girl A Gun a Ghost
Malice In Wonderland
Aliens Ate My Setlist
Dredg
Shat
Korn
Staind
Mushroomhead
Stepfather Fred
Painferno
Morbid Alcoholica
Face Of A Virus
Scare Don’t Fear
Zombie Raindance
XDEATHSTARSX
Neurotic November
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
Oceans Ate Alaska
Attack Attack!
Haste The Day
Breaking Pangea
Architects of Chaoz
Subway To Sally
Angel Du$t
Khold
Edguy
Oh, Sleeper
Zombie Xtras
Pink Cream 69
Falling In Reverse
Gunishment
Big Bite
Design The Skyline
Kissing Candice
Clouds Taste Satanic
Foreveratlast
Megaherz
Deströyer 666
Killer Be Killed
Showbread
Gone Is Gone
Dew-Scented
Clusterfux
Zombie Destruktion
Blazing Harp
The Bunny The Bear
Lickgoldensky
Footprints in the Custard
Arsonists Get All The Girls
Snow White’s Poison Bite
City Kids Feel The Beat
I Killed The Prom Queen
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Fear Before the March of Flames
The Dead Is Tired When the Morning Comes
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Clinging to The Trees of a Forest Fire
The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die
X-Tinxion
Nekrokrist SS
FaithXtractor
War Injun
Seasick Gladiator
Slice The Cake
Actor/Observer
Aminals
Destroying The Devoid
Necromancing The Stone
Being As An Ocean
Puscifer
I, The Breather
I Am the Ocean
Aversions Crown
The Faith Hills Have Eyes
The Devil Wears Prada
Limp Bizkit
Hellyeah
Beartooth
Narcolipz
I See Stars
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
Young and in the Way
War of The Second Dragon
Fairytale Abuse
Blackberry Smoke
Queen Of The Elves Land
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs
Short Bus Pile Up
S-Tool
These Are They
Black Fucking Cancer
Thrashsylvania
Engorging The Autopsy
Dead Girls Don’t Say No
Between Balls And Ass
Anaal Nathrakh
Necrovomit
Spermafrost
Yeast Infection
Goat Penis
Goat Lord
Goat Phallus
Goat Anus
Goat Semen
Goat Sperm
Goat Jizz
Goatfisted
Goatfukk
Goatlusting Chaos
Goat Sodomy
Goat Sodomizer
Rapegoat
Hammergoat
Jizz Witch
Necrosemen
Semenhunter
Goblin Cock
Nekrogoblikok
Corpsefucking Art
Anal Blast
Anal Vomit
Anal Cunt
Anal Blasphemy
Butts of Bangkok
Rectal Smegma
Aborted Fetus
Death Pussy
Crossodomizer
Squash Bowels
Unbowel
Diarrhea Planet
Enema Anal Explosion
Shitfucker
Bathtub Shitter
Pissshitter
Torsofuck
FaceFuck
Spermswamp
Cliteater
Cunthunt 777
Vulvectomy
Queef Huffer
Abörted Hitler Cöck
Rodent Blowjob Holocaust
Lucifer’s Foreskin
Napolean Skullfukk
Cemetary Rapist
Homophobic Fecalpheliac
Cumbeast
Cadaver Cum
Cum Book
Cock And Ball Torture
Prosthetic Cunt
Oral Fistfuck
Fuck I’m Dead
Coffin Fuck
Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck
100,00 Leagues Under My Nutsack
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