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HessianHunter is a man of science, a bike commuter, and a scholar of Magic The Gathering philosophy. You can find him drumming in one of several not-quite-metal bands at one of Minneapolis's finest dive bars on almost any given night of the week.

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    Rum Ham vs. Crowtein – Who Wore It(‘s Always Sunny) Best?

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    In Kurt Vonnegut’s 1963 novel Cat’s Cradle, a central tenet of the religion of Bokononism is that one’s life is ...
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  • 6
    Feb

    Review: Code Orange – Forever

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    Code Orange are the nu-metal messiah you didn’t know you were waiting for.
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    Review – Oozing Wound’s Whatever Forever

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    Contrary to its apathetic title, Whatever Forever is Oozing Wound‘s most focused and sinister record yet.
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  • 6
    Oct

    Review – Opeth’s Sorceress

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    Today, I am the bearer of bad news. Opeth’s new album Sorceress is a disappointment even to me, the biggest ...
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  • 30
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    R.I.P. NoMeansNo, The OG Prog-Punk Weirdos

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    NoMeansNo, legendary Canadian punk rock outfit, called it quits just a few days ago after 30+ years of being Vancouver’s ...
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  • 16
    Sep

    Is Nirvana the Most Cover-able Band of All Time?

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    I wonder how many punks, metalheads, and weirdo rockers of all stripes consider Nirvana their gateway drug into rock music. ...
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  • 27
    May

    Friday Flush: Booking Tours <<<<<

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    Touring with a band rules – there are few feelings better than being on the road with friends and playing ...
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  • 18
    May

    R.I.P. Adrian Guerra of Bell Witch

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    Adrian Guerra, former drummer and vocalist of esteemed Seattle funeral doom duo Bell Witch, has passed away. We do not ...
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    Jan

    Flush It Friday – HessianHunter Overshare Edition

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    It’s that time of the week, folks. Let us come together to flush away every bit of shit this week ...
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  • 18
    Jan

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    Last year in honor of Martin Luther King Jr., the man J. Edgar Hoover knew fondly as “the most notorious ...
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