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Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer spends his free time chasing terrorists and shouting at them. He is a massive tech-death head who enjoys most other genres as well. If you get on his bad side you WILL end up in the interrogation room. He is the air guitarist for Archspire

  • 7
    Aug

    Review: Thy Art is Murder – Dear Desolation

    Metal, Reviews
    By Jack Bauer
    6896
    14
    Ah, Thy Art is Murder. Much like the sub-genre to which they belong, they’re divisive and you either love them or ...
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  • 1
    Aug

    Review: Prey

    Nerd Shit, Reviews
    By Jack Bauer
    2269
    23
    So there I am, sitting at work doing a double on the graveyard shift. All of a sudden an alarm ...
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  • 4
    Aug

    REVIEW: DOOOOOOOOOM

    Video Games
    By Jack Bauer
    2935
    58
    Hey guys whats up? Go play this game now. Every second you waste is a second that could be utilized ...
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  • 22
    Jun

    Video Game Review: Rise of the Tomb Raider

    Reviews, Video Games
    By Jack Bauer
    3633
    105
    Lara Croft, the dashing polygonal heroine that everyone fell in love with back in the days of the PS1, is ...
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  • 10
    Dec

    Tech Death Thursday: Lost Soul

    Tech-Death Thursday
    By Jack Bauer
    2628
    58
    Prepare to have your face melted by one of the finest technical death metal bands out there!
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  • 17
    Jul

    Flush It Friday – Bauerviolence

    Open Swim
    By Jack Bauer
    3540
    332
    It’s that time again. Time to flush all the shit that stinks and praise the soft toilet paper making your ...
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  • 12
    Jun

    Flush It Friday with Mr. Bauer

    Open Swim
    By Jack Bauer
    4003
    353
    Ah yes Friday. It doesn’t have the same meaning it used to for me since I work weekends. However, what ...
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  • 12
    Jun

    Review-The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

    Video Games
    By Jack Bauer
    3430
    115
    Every so often we get a game that rises above expectations and manages to do a good job of checking ...
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  • 11
    Jun

    Tech Death Thursday: June Edition

    Tech-Death Thursday
    By Jack Bauer
    4237
    52
    Fuck your face, you don’t need it
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  • 15
    May

    Best New Band Of The Month: Okazaki Fragments

    New Stuff, Reviews
    By Jack Bauer
    3403
    82
    It is I, Jack Bauer. I bring tidings of great skronk.
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