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Masterlord

Masterlord

At once both master and lord, Masterlord stands for all things metal and loathes peasants. It is said that he bibs from the cloven skull of a slain poser as if it were a goblet.

  • 7
    Nov

    New Music Roundup Again: Steven Wilson, Archgoat, Skelethal, Satan’s Host, Usnea & Ascension

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    Two roundups in one week? Do you see the hours I put in for you? My schoolwork suffers, my poor ...
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  • 4
    Nov

    Review: Pyre — Human Hecatomb

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    I met an absurdly large pig while visiting a local pumpkin patch a few days ago, and we developed something ...
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  • 3
    Nov

    New Music Roundup: Pseudogod, Piss Vortex, The Crown, Horrified & Aphonic Threnody

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    By Masterlord
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    Who needs a break from listening to Taylor Swift’s magnum opus 1989 on repeat? Nobody, that’s who. But alas, the laws of trve ...
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  • 1
    Nov

    MSD & Friends’ Riff ov the Week (11/1/14)

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    “BYAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
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  • 25
    Oct

    MSD & Friends’ Riff ov the Week: The 1995 Edition (10/25/14)

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    Again, thank you Joe for this masterful artwork. Today is our very first year-specific Riff ov the Week contest. We’re going back ...
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  • 22
    Oct

    New Music Roundup: Thanatos, Cult of Fire, Hierophant, Cretin & more

    New Stuff, News
    By Masterlord
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    It’s that time of week where we round up a bunch of new music and get shit for missing your ...
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  • 21
    Oct

    Review: Dawnbringer — Night of the Hammer

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    Chris Black (known by people who prefer to use weird monikers such as “Professor Black”) stands at the helm of Dawnbringer, ...
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  • 20
    Oct

    Disco is life: Diablo Swing Orchestra’s “Jigsaw Hustle”

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    By Masterlord
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    Here it is. The moment 4-5 of you have been waiting for has finally arrived. From what I’ve read ’round ...
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  • 18
    Oct

    MSD & Friends’ Riff ov the Week (10/18/14)

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    h/t to Joe for this work of art.
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  • 15
    Oct

    Don’t Miss This! Vol. 5

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    My turn! If you missed out on the last four segments of Don’t Miss This!, then you missed out on ...
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