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Riff ov the Week: IRON MAIDEN
Since its inception, Riff ov the Week has had a single general rule: No Iron Maiden. Why? Because it’s like ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XV
I get it. You have a teeny-tiny brain and it just can’t process a whole lot of information at the same ... -
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Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XIV
I’m not gonna sit here and tell you that big things come in small packages. That’s a physical impossibility, and ... -
Riff ov the Week: Sensuality
W.’s never-ending search for things that diddle his fiddle continues in this week’s riff-off. You have to listen, and you ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XIII
Did you know that some “miniature” breeds of dogs are more expensive than their regular-sized counterparts? So you’re technically paying ... -
Hot Dad: The Toilet ov Hell Interview
Erik Helwig, the mastermind behind Hot Dad and its 100+ TV themes agreed to answer a number of questions that have ... -
Riff ov the Week: Tremolo-a-go-go
I took no pleasure in moving the non-tremolo-picked riff submissions into the trash folder this week. And by “no pleasure” ... -
New Music Roundup: Scorched, Midnight Odyssey, Shape of Despair, The Dead Goats, & More!
The gods of metal send their gifts hidden deep within entire heaps of horrible, horrible shit. It’s up to us ...
