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Riff ov the Week: 8-15-15
Look, I forgot that I had to do this shit and it’s late as shit and I need to wake ... -
Riff ov the Week: The One Word Chorus Edition
It’s not that hard of a theme, ya bunch of bellyachers. One word choruses have long been a staple of metal. ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 8-5-15
Thousands of new metal albums come out every day probably. Some people have cried into their widdle blankeys that it’s just impossible ... -
Riff ov the Week — POSTPONED
On the off-chance that Masterlord didn’t die in a twisted mess of fire, water, and aluminum-copper precipitation-hardened alloy for daring to ... -
Riff ov the Week: Bands Whose Names End in the Letters “T” and “H” In ...
I got a shitload of ideas from you all after last week’s threat to roll on these letter-themed ROTWs until ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 7-23-15
Where you can read a lot of dumb opinions about a lot of dumb music in record time. -
Record Swap: Masterlord vs. Lacertilian
Greetings and welcome back to Record Swap. In today’s match-up, I paired the Toilet’s grumpy uncle in residence Masterlord with the ... -
Riff ov the Week: Bands Whose Names End with the Letters “er”
I’m just going to keep picking dumbass categories like this one until someone gives me a theme. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 7-15-15
The cycle is complete. The cycle begins again. The serpent swallows its tail. The waters of the great toilet whirl endlessly. Mini-Reviews conclude. ... -