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Report: Black Metal Fans Most Easily Offended Demographic
Washington, D.C.- At a conference held on December 30th, 2015, The American Psychology Association Public Interest Directorate has announced that ... -
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Flush It Friday: Bring Me The Funk! But Not Too Fast
This week, Flush It Friday is brought to you by a wealthy socialite by the name of Paris Hilton. -
Swellin To The Jammiez: The Even Stevens Swole
Hey, y’all! Paris is back, and ready to answer one of your questions in the newest rendition of Swellin’ To ... -
Swellin To The Jammiez: The Spice of Life
Every metalhead worth their salt knows the value of variety. Hell, there are more genres of Metal than there are ... -
Review: Juggernaut: Alpha & Juggernaut: Omega by Periphery
Sup, losers? I have gathered you here because I would like to review the new releases of one my favourite ... -
Dev – Honey Dip: A Video Breakdown
Sup bros? Firstly, I would like to extend a warm thank-you to esteemed TOH author 365 Days of Horror for ... -
The Enemies of Female Intimacy: Richard Dawkins To Appear On The Next Nightwish Album
Hello Toilet Dwellers, Basement Dwellers, Void Dwellers, Coal Rollers, Trollers, Lifelovers, Lovelifers, Lucifers, and other nerds of various degrees. Due ... -
Much Ado About Nothing: The Kerry “Burger” King Edition
Metalheads are a group of people who love to hate. We hate Deathcore. We hate clean vocals. We hate Rings ... -
Swellin’ To The Jammiez: The First Edition
Sup bros and broettes!? Paris Hilton here. A few months ago, I decided to take a break from getting drunk ...
