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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

About the Author: A humble socialite living the humble socialite life. Some tolerance for nerds. Zero Tolerance for the 3 Bs: Bigots, Burnouts, & Bronies.

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    Washington, D.C.- At a conference held on December 30th, 2015, The American Psychology Association Public Interest Directorate has announced that ...
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  • 19
    Nov

    Crust Punk Porn: The Pros & Cons

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    Oh God, why.
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  • 13
    Mar

    Flush It Friday: Bring Me The Funk! But Not Too Fast

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    This week, Flush It Friday is brought to you by a wealthy socialite by the name of Paris Hilton.
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  • 2
    Mar

    Swellin To The Jammiez: The Even Stevens Swole

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    Hey, y’all! Paris is back, and ready to answer one of your questions in the newest rendition of Swellin’ To ...
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  • 10
    Feb

    Swellin To The Jammiez: The Spice of Life

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    Every metalhead worth their salt knows the value of variety. Hell, there are more genres of Metal than there are ...
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  • 22
    Jan

    Review: Juggernaut: Alpha & Juggernaut: Omega by Periphery

    Nerd Shit, Reviews
    By Paris Hilton
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    Sup, losers? I have gathered you here because I would like to review the new releases of one my favourite ...
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  • 2
    Jan

    Dev – Honey Dip: A Video Breakdown

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    Sup bros? Firstly, I would like to extend a warm thank-you to esteemed TOH author 365 Days of Horror for ...
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  • 1
    Dec

    The Enemies of Female Intimacy: Richard Dawkins To Appear On The Next Nightwish Album

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    By Paris Hilton
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    Hello Toilet Dwellers, Basement Dwellers, Void Dwellers, Coal Rollers, Trollers, Lifelovers, Lovelifers, Lucifers, and other nerds of various degrees. Due ...
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  • 31
    Jul

    Much Ado About Nothing: The Kerry “Burger” King Edition

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    By Paris Hilton
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    Metalheads are a group of people who love to hate. We hate Deathcore. We hate clean vocals. We hate Rings ...
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  • 20
    Jul

    Swellin’ To The Jammiez: The First Edition

    Metal
    By Paris Hilton
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    Sup bros and broettes!? Paris Hilton here.  A few months ago, I decided to take a break from getting drunk ...
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