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Sunday Sesh: What’s the Best Album for Slammin’ Nog?
It is the holidays. You know what that means. Time to drink exactly one gallon of eggnog and call 911. ... -
Flush It Friday: Gulag Ugly Xmas Sweater Parties
In the case of The People vs. The Inventor of the Ugly Xmas Sweater, we find the defendant guilty as ... -
YOU Pick the Best Album of 2K17
Another year, another chance for the ToH Community to show it’s composed of the nicest folks with the bestest taste ... -
Stay the Hell Away from Viberate
Remember my satirical article about a shady-ass promoter selling bands fake currency to help them with promotion? Turns out that ... -
Sunday Sesh: The Transformative Song at Year’s End
Our good pal Max recently penned a thoughtful examination of what makes a song stay with us. This song, the ... -
Bands, Don’t Rip Off Each Other’s Album Art
Earlier today, I was browsing through new releases on Bandcamp, as I am wont to do most mornings, when I ... -
You Send Me Things, I Listen to Them: Wood of Suicides x Mournspire
Today you get a double dose of extreme doom sure to make you feel horrible. What more could you want? -
These Programmed Albums Were Definitely Not Written by a Robot
Greetings, [familiar name missing]. It is I, known human musician, Dadabots, here to tell you about two new records I recorded with ... -
Sunday Sesh: Photochoppin’ Down the Christmas Tree
We haven’t done one of these in a long time, so consider this your official holiday season Starbucks-red-cup-approved photochop extravaganza. ... -
Flush It Friday: Where Are They Now?
In which I catch up with three bands/artists I’ve previously mentioned and thank you for your continued privilege of this ...