Behemoth – God = Dog: A Video Breakdown (NSFW)

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Guest vocals provided by Tim Allen.

Behemoth are totally evil and satanic, you guys. You can tell by how they totally flipped the script on the big man upstairs with their new song. The clergy’s minds were collectively blown when Slayer’s perpetual opening band realized that “dog” is “god” backwards. Fuck. FUCK! Nergal and Co. have taken it to a whole other level. Piss off, Deicide. Go nibble Jesus’s earlobe, Gorgoroth. There’s a new satanic sheriff in town.

For those of you with a steely disposition or have recently been baptized, I submit Behemoth’s new music video for your breakdown consideration. Beware: Herein lies the work of the Desolate One. Also, there’s some boobies and balls, so it’s NSFW.

 

“Did you really just say ‘Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch’?”

 

Give me a ‘T’!

 

Bad Nergal! No spitting! No dessert for you!

 

Nergal is making those faces because he just stepped on some Legos.

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Try the new sacri-licious line of barbecue sauces from Heinz!

 

The Prince Of Darkness corrupts all, including the ability to hold a camera.

 

Not exactly the best field trip ever.

 

Whole Foods is really strict about their Expectant Mothers parking spaces.

 

And that’s how Shredded Wheat is made.

 

Behemoth’s album I Loved You At Your Darkest is available on October 5th via Metal Blade Records.

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