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YOU Pick the Sexiest Dude in Metal: The Sexy Sixteen
The full field of 32 is revealed! Did your favorite hottie make the cut? Find out and vote them to ... -
You Pick the Sexiest Dude in Metal: Round of 32 (pt. 2)
The full field of 32 is revealed! Did your favorite hottie make the cut? Find out and vote them to ... -
You Pick the Sexiest Dude in Metal: Round of 32 (pt. 1)
In our most titillating competition yet, YOU get to pick the sexiest dude in all of metal. Inspired by Revolver Magazine, who, ... -
YOU Pick the Next Toilet ov Hell Tournament
You bitch about the competitors. You bitch about the results. Now it’s time to bitch about the entire competition. -
And the Winner of the Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Is…
This one was really, really, really, really close, y’all. -
The Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament: The Championship
It’s come down to this, a grand duel for the ages. In one corner, the mighty cetacean majesty of Leviathan. ... -
The Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament: Final Four
I didn’t ask for this. A lot of you aren’t going to be happy, but the invisible hand has chosen ... -
The Sleer, the (Formerly) Best Unsigned Band in Colorado, Untether the Midnight Sister
In old Slavic lore, the Midnight Sister Polunochnaya is one of three old gods who guards the doomsday hound Simargl. Should ... -
The Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament: Big Eight
Wow, this thing is getting wild. The sweet sixteen saw some decisive victories as well as unprecedented upsets. Did your ... -
The Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament: Sweet Sixteen
The round of 32 of the Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament is over. Let us commence with the weepening ...
