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Testament Want You To Place A New Order
The thrash legends are going to take you into the future with their amazing new metal marketing range! -
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LET’S PLAY BANDCAMP BINGO!
Bandcamp. You know it. You probably have a co-dependent relationship with it, waiting desperately near your phone, hoping that this ... -
Mysterious Black Sarcophagus Found to Be Full of Goregrind
A shocking discovery for historians everywhere. -
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By Age 35, You Should Have Already Been In One Of These Bands
When your father was 35 he already toured with Edgar Winter, Steely Dan, and The Starland Vocal Band. -
How Long Must I Keep Up This Sham of Enjoying Obscure Metal?
Welcome to one of my several social media pages. Here you will find a carefully curated selection of unsigned or ... -
BLACKWAVE IS BACK! THANKS, STRIBORG!!
The progenitor and master of the controversial NEW genre of blackwave strikes again!!! (Featuring 100% reduced ghostwave, gothwave, and black ebm!) -
Ghostblood Is the 13th Ghost of Scooby Doo
The 80s were not a kind decade for puppy-actor turned international superstar Scoobert “Scooby” Doo. Despite the world swinging from ...
