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The Five Worst Things to Listen to When You’re Really, Really High
Scene: It’s 4:10PM and you’re starting to sweat, as you seem to remember using the last of the product in ... -
Reviewing The 5 Worst Rated Atmospheric Black Metal Albums
I made a mistake. Picking a genre so caked in controversy probably did not return the worst sounding music, for ... -
Screen Scars: The Thing
[Spoiler alert]: this post contains plot details from John Carpenter’s 1982 remake of The Thing. If for some reason you ... -
Reviewing the 5 Worst Rated Progressive Metal Albums
Using the very scientific method of asking rateyourmusic.com to tell me what the worst rated progressive metal albums are, I ... -
You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Listen To Bob Macabre
An as-brief-as-possible look at a life dedicated to METAL. -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. II)
Autumn is here, and you’re ready for a relaxing morning stroll through the neighborhood. The scarlet crest of a cardinal ... -
Bad Wolves Need Help Naming Their New Album. We Have Some Suggestions.
Sorry. Vulgar Display Of Power is already taken. -
Meathead Summit Held to Determine Hardness of Nails Frontman After Twitter Tirade
Chad Miller, CEO of Western Massachusetts gym “Cross Fight”, called an emergency summit yesterday to discuss with fellow Meatheads whether ... -
Pukers, the Vomiting Tchornobog Needs Your Help!
Ralphing. Spewing. Upchucking. Retching. Puking. Barfing. Vomiting. The time-honored tradition of making sick goes by many names, but its legacy ... -
Band Shirts and the Live Experience: Consumer Signaling in the Hierarchy of Brands
With cameos by 1476, Street Sects, and Winds of Leng.
