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5/7 Is International Gorguts Day! (Starting Now.)
231 Naughty Tips to Skronk Up Your Love Life! (You won’t believe #804 — 1066!!) -
QUIZ: Which STAR WARS Character Are YOU?
It’s Star Wars day! Celebrate this unique entertainment property by taking this quiz and then sharing it with everyone in ... -
Black Metal 101: Building Your Online Presence
666 hails warbrothers! Do you wish to cultivate your online image to build your black metal cred? You need this ... -
Ayy LMAO, New Sleep Album on 4/20 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
#blayzeit420noscope There’s a new Sleep album today #smoketrees and it’s just [10] so dank. If you’ve heard #cannabiscurescanker Sleep before, then ... -
Pope Cancels Hell, Might As Well Cancel Metal While He’s At It
For once, Catholics and Metalheads are pissed about the same thing. -
Sacrifice your soul for ramen
No, I’m not gonna give you any context here. Just watch the fucking thing. -
Me Being a Failed Musician Has Nothing to Do With Why I Think Your Band ...
Yeah, I’ve heard you all lauding over the new Crotch Monster release. Sure, it’s okay – I mean — if ... -
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It’s Time to Stop Making Metal Music
Greetings, metal artists. You don’t know me, but I know you. Or at least I want to know you — ...
