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The Secret Life of Cymbals (Or, How I Learned to Love the Clink)
A quick search for “extreme metal drumming” on Youtube is guaranteed to return three things: George Kollias making his kick ... -
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Nature is Beautiful (Vol. III – Invertebrates ONLY)
Everybody gangsta ’til the house centipede starts skittering. What is it about diminutive crawling critters that can send even the ... -
Reviewing the 5 Worst Rated Doom Albums
The number of Finnish bands will shock you! Actually, probably not. -
The Five Worst Things to Listen to When You’re Really, Really High
Scene: It’s 4:10PM and you’re starting to sweat, as you seem to remember using the last of the product in ... -
Reviewing The 5 Worst Rated Atmospheric Black Metal Albums
I made a mistake. Picking a genre so caked in controversy probably did not return the worst sounding music, for ... -
Screen Scars: The Thing
[Spoiler alert]: this post contains plot details from John Carpenter’s 1982 remake of The Thing. If for some reason you ... -
Reviewing the 5 Worst Rated Progressive Metal Albums
Using the very scientific method of asking rateyourmusic.com to tell me what the worst rated progressive metal albums are, I ...
