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Who Wore It Best: Bloody Owl Bands
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5 Songwriting Tips From The Pros
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Want to Win a Free Copy of the Three-Disc Scream Bloody Gore Reissue? Bring Your ...
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Papa Roach Needs $$ and Possibly Snacks
Guys… guys. Get hyped. What if I told you that for a few measley dollars, you could relive the late ... -
Clash of the Hybrids: Pizza vs. Burgers
Pizza and burgers. The kings of the Western food world. Atop the food pyramid these titans sit, locked in a ... -
The Toilet Decides: My New Co-worker
Work makes me depressed. Chronic indecision can be a symptom of depression. Thus, for me, the importance of making decisions ... -
Metal Art Abominations Is the Best Page on Facebook
Move over, Minimalist awful album art on ms paint and also avant garde haikus. There’s a new sheriff in town. -
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Meet Wodos and More of Your New Favorite Bands
What? You’ve never heard of Teutonic Thrash legends Wodos? Poser. -
Stuff That Makes You Want To Die: The “How to Bree” Kid
The children are our future misfortune.
